Do you like what you see? Then get ready for a hot and heavy display of spruced-up hunks! What we’ve got here is a collection of some of the best “grams,” or Instagram posts, from guys who are follically frisky! From picture perfect fades to wild and texturized manes, these men are sure to tantalize. So get ready to salivate and dive into a visual feast of homoerotic, sexy, and super-groomed images. Let’s get this party started!
1. “Yo-Ho-Ho: Hirsute Hashers Hypnotize with Hirsute Hotness”
1. Yo-Ho-Ho: Hirsute Hashers Hypnotize with Hirsute Hotness
Ah, hirsuteness. Nothing in the world of homoeroticism is quite like it. The wild, untamed mane of chest hair, spread across the pectorals like a rich tapestry, art telling its own story of masculinity, recklessness, and of, course, sex appeal. It’s truly hypnotic and no group of men put it on display better than hashers, that breed of raucous, hairy-chested, party-goers, hell-bent on showing the world their hirsute hotness.
The list of hairy-chested hasher hotness goes on and on. From brooding butch bodies to buff daddy types, the hirsute hasher knows no bounds. Many an alluring trail has been blazed in the pursuit of hasher hotness. With a heady mix of testosterone-fueled masculinity, glinting pecs, and often stylishly bold undergarments, the hirsute hasher is always in the spotlight and always ready to take it off.
Whether it’s a Sex Hash in the city, or one of the bigger and more famous Anal Vertigo hashes abroad, you can count on at least one thing: miles upon miles of gorgeous hairy man-chests and bodies. Indulging in the pleasure of good hash-crawling and of course, the requisite hash-trashing, all the while letting your animalistic, homoerotic nature take over: what could be more fun?
2. “Flock & Flaunt: Fab Follicly-Fond Followers Fantastically Flaunting Fabulous Fun”
Festive Follicles & Fashionable ‘Dos
Every gay man knows how essential their hairstyle is to their look. Whether it’s a quiff, a classic cut, or something more experimental, there’s so much to explore. To celebrate this, we’ve composed a list of our favorite follically-fondive followers and their sartorial styles:
- Freddie Fox, blessed with a natural full-blooded quiff. Perfect for a fun night out.
- Chris Johnson, whose eighties-inspired mullet is a marvel to behold.
- Mark Anderson, whose flowing curls make us all jealous.
- Dave Miller, rocking the classic buzz-cut true to his identity as a bear.
There’s nothing like a well-kept do to make you look super sexy. With the help of a bit of product, you too can rock a look of fabulous follicles even when you’re flaunting at the bar or beach. From mohawks to mop-tops, hairdos of every shape and size make for a great aesthetic. So let’s get out there and be proud of our manes!
3. “Groom & Glorify: Gentlemanly Gentlemen Grant Grand & Grandiose Great Hair”
Good Hair Days Start with Good Hair Goals
First and foremost, for a look that emphasizes your handsome and hirsute features, it all starts with knowing your hair type and textural characteristics. Understanding the similarities and differences will help you choose the right products and styling techniques that will help you achieve the look you crave.
Products Power Up Your Look
When it comes to luxurious hair, hydration is key. Choose a shampoo and conditioner combo with protein and amino acids that suit your hair type. If you still need more hydration, try leave-in conditioners, mousses and gels that are specifically formulated for men. Finally, finish the look with a styling product that is medium hold and has a natural satin finish.
- Shampoo and conditioner with protein and amino acids
- Leave-in conditioners, mousses and gels
- Medium hold styling product with natural satin finish
4. “Streamlining for Style: Shoot & Shave with Strategies for Stunningly Sexy Strands”
Remove the Excess
- Buy the best trimmer you can – Your trimmer is your most important tool.
- Start with your legs, chest, and arms – Start on the lowest setting.
- Work up slowly – Increase the trimmer’s blade guard until you achieve the desired look.
- Move to your inner thighs – Be sure to apply more pressure to the inner thighs.
- Finish with a shaving or waxing session – With your trimmer, clean up the details along your line or go for the full shave down.
Shape Up
Once you’ve removed the excess, it’s time to shape up your hair. This is a great way to give you that extra aesthetics boost. When shaping, you’ll want to focus on areas where the bulk of the hair is. Aim for creating sharp, clean lines. If you don’t have a sense of what you’re going for, try asking your barber or styling professional or take a look at some magazines for inspiration. Using a small comb and sharp scissors, go in and shape it up. Remember, a little goes a long way. Too much trimming can spell disaster and ruin your hair’s shape. So, be judicious when trimming, and take your time. Once you’re happy with the shape and length, finish with some styling product to keep your style in place.
In Retrospect
We can’t deny that this era of follically frisky groomed grams is sending our hearts into overdrive! Our Thursday night fantasies are alive and kicking with the visual ménage of #ManeMonday, #TamedTuesday, #WildWednesday and #FuzzyFriday! We also have a huge appreciation for all of the artistic tags that make us salivate. All in all, we bow to the creatives that bring the saucy texts to life and the men who aren’t afraid to show off their precious locks—making each one of us extra hot under the collar!
